The house of Rausse. Heh heh heh. Welcome to my first homepage and first edition on the web. Please excuse the mess, just try to walk around the junk. I can use this as proof as how any idiot can create a homepage, even me. In this page, I will include my plans for world domination and advice on how you can manipulate your way into becoming supreme despot of the earth. Well, maybe I'll get to that part later(yeah right!) Anyways, I will try to inform you and entertain you on events or items that I find interesting in some way or another. I may not necessarily like it, but since it is on this page, it must be good, right? Well, enjoy yourself while you are here. Don't get too excited. Sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself. Remember, if there are any comments or ideas that you would like to add to this page, please inform me by e-mailing me. Even if it is crap, I'll consider your ideas for additions to make my homepage a better place for all. Also, feel free to criticize me in any way you wish. Just don't snap any rubber chickens at me.
For those of you who don't know me, you should have figured out my name by now. It's Stephane. Actually, it's Brian. Yes, I am from the
Bronx(All-American City). And, no, it isn't as bad as people make it to be. Yeah, we have bodegas here(hence the title), but those bodegas are at least at the standard of any other bodega. Well, I hope that you can get a good idea of who I am and what I like from the links below. I hope that I am able to pacify you. To find out a little more about me, click here. To go to my Frequently Asked Questions page, click here.
For those of you who do know me, don't be expecting to see your name
here. Selfish pigs! You should beat yourself! HA HA HA Don't get TOO
offended. You people know who you are and I would feel rather stupid if I just put your names here. It would feel like a hit list or something. Maybe I should just put your addresses. Actually, I'll leave it at that. Have fun with my page.
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